You’ve been away from tv and social media and you don’t know what has happened in the world of football? Fear not, GMM is here to help!
1. Racism < Biting. Surprisingly enough, Liverpool FC are “shocked and disappointed by this”.
2. Germany 2 Spain 0 – in a Champions League context anyway.
3. Barcelona and Real Madrid are crap football teams.
5. Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund are the canine’s testicles.
6. Lionel “big game bottler” Messi.
7. It is either “the end of an era” or “a seismic shift” or a “new dawn” or “changing football landscape”.
8. Just before their 4-1 thrashing of Real Madrid, news was leaked that Borussia Dortmund would sell their best player to arch rivals Bayern Munich at the end of the current season.
9. Manchester United win their 20th Premier League title and Evra goes viral on the interwebs.